Dear Orange County, California:  

Why is it that every time I leave and come back to you I just get so depressed and dislike you even more?  I just returned from Seattle, WA and two weeks ago was in South Dakota, and let me just tell you, YOU SUCK!  Everything about you makes me sick and nauseous.  For years I've known that you and I wouldn't work in the long run.  I've tried my best to like you, but I can no longer hide my disgust for you.  I'm not sure why people "love" it here, maybe it's because they don't know any better.  Yes, you have the ocean and the mountains around you, but you also have SMOG!  Yeah...that ugly yellow-brownish layer of grossness that hangs over the sky.  It's just plain gross.  And sorry, people here are so fake.  Fake of plastic lips and stuffed boobs.  What is that all about?!  And why does everyone crave after materialism....the "next best thing"?  Why is everyone in debt?!  Honestly...right now, I just dislike you as much as I dislike kitty cats.  That's it.  

Thanks for your time.