Dear boys in cars,
Here are a few things your mother did not teach you and things that you should know:
1. I am not a piece of meat.
2. Do not honk at me.
3. Do not stare at me.
4. Do not whistle or make noise at me.
5. If you are trying to get a reaction out of me by doing #1-4, like I'm going to suddenly notice you and think that you're treating me like a prize possession and then jump into your car and live happily ever after...well...you're wrong. Please go find yourself a prostitute.
Thank you.
Grace
3 comments:
Wow -- do I sense bitterness in this blog Gracie? I think so. You know, Edward would never EVER do anything like that.
you're very funny!
Grace you make me laugh!!! These types of comments are exactly how I remember you at BIOLA...LOL!!! You have a stellar sense of humor, keep it up.
Kathleen
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